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W*****d Songs

He's only a poor little Hornet
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore

The wanky W*****d FC went to Rome to see the pope
The wanky W*****d FC went to Rome to see the pope
The wanky W*****d FC went to Rome to see the pope
And this is what he said...F**k off!
Who's that team they call the Luton?  Who's that team they all adore
They're the team in black and white, and they're f***ing dynamite
And Tony Thorpe's mother is a whore
She's a whore, she's a whore, Tony Thorpe's mother is a whore!

We hate W*****d and we hate W*****d
We hate W*****d and we hate W*****d
We hate W*****d and we hate W*****d
We are the W*****d haters
We hate W*****d, we hate W*****d

Hark now hear the Luton sing
The W*****d run away
And we will fight forever more
Because of Boxing Day

(With reference to Luton's 2-1 win at Watford on September 10th 2002)
2-1
We beat the scum 2-1
We beat the scum 2-1
We beat the scum 2-1

(to any c**p team)
Are you W*****d
Are you W*****d
Are you W*****d in disguise?
Are you W*****d in disguise?

General Songs

Luton 'til I die
I'm Luton 'til I die
I know I am
I'm sure I am
I'm Luton 'til I die

(to the tune of When the Saints go marching in)
Oh when the Town, oh when the Town
Go steaming in, go steaming in
Oh when the Town go steaming in
I want to be in that number
Oh when the Town go steaming in

(to the tune of The Wild Rover)
And it's Luton Town
Luton Town FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen

We love you Luton
We do
We love you Luton
We do
We love you Luton
We do
Oh Luton we love you

Come on you Hatters (repeat)

(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun
It is to see
Luton win away, oh!

(to the tune of Three Lions)
We're going up, we're going up, we're going
Luton's going up (repeat)

(sung to poor teams)
You're s**t!
And you know you are (repeat)

(sung to poor teams)
You're not very good, you're not very good, you're not very, you're not very, you're not very good
You are worse than that, you are worse than that, you are worse than, you are worse than, you are worse than that
You are f*****g s**t, you are f*****g s**t, you are f*****g, you are f*****g, you are f*****g s**t

La la la la
La la la
La la la
La la
La la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
Luton!

The referee's a w****r (repeat)

What a waste of money (repeat)

What a load of rubbish (repeat)

What's it like to
What's it like to
What's it like to see a crowd?
What's it like to see a crowd?

You're supposed to
You're supposed to
You're supposed to be at home!
You're supposed to be at home!

(sung to c**p mascots)
What the f*****g?
What the f*****g?
What the f*****g hell is that?
What the f*****g hell is that?

(sung when opposition fans are walking out before the end of the match)
We can see ya
We can see ya
We can see you sneaking out!
We can see you sneaking out!

You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing any more!
You're not singing any more!

(sung to overweight people)
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bast*rd
You fat bast*rd
You ate all the pies

(also sung to overweight people)
You fat bast*rd! (repeat)

(sung when the opposition fans have stopped singing because they aren't winning)
Sing when you're winning
You only sing when you're winning (repeat)

(sung to cr*p teams)
You're so sh*t it's unbelievable (clap clap clap clap clap) (repeat over)

Lll-lll-lll (echo lll-lll-lll)
Uuu-uuu-uuu (echo)
Ttt-ttt-ttt (echo)
Ooo-ooo-ooo (echo)
Nnn-nnn-nnn - And what have you got?!
Luton!/The Luton! (clap clap clap)

(sung when opposition fans are walking out before the end of the game, or sometimes as a player is sent off)
Bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye

(sung to teams with a poor ground (such as ours!) and few fans)
Sh*t ground, no fans
Sh*t ground, no fans

(sung when the opposition have just fouled or cheated)
Same old [team name]
Always cheating

(sung when we're winning 1-0)
One - nil, to the Luton Town (repeat over)

Mikey Newell's barmy army (repeat over and over)

(sung when we've strung two passes together)
It's just like watching Brazil (repeat over)

(sung to anyone who has wound-up us Hatters fans)
You're just a bunch of w*****s (repeat over)

And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna  believe us...
The Town are going up!
The Town are going up!
The Town are going up!
(repeat)

(Sung when there are very few away supporters)
Is that all you
Is that all you
Is that all you take away?
Is.. that.. all.. you.. take.. away?
(repeat)

(to a team anywhere near Wales)
You're Welsh!
And you know you are! (repeat)

Player and Management Songs

Newell
Newell
Newell
(Repeat)

Bruno
Bruno
Bruno
(Repeat)

Who put the ball in the Arsenal net
Bruno, Bruno
Who put the ball in the Arsenal net
Bruno, Bruno Stein

She's a whore, she's a whore
Tony Thorpe's mother is a whore

Stevo
There's Only One Stevo
There's Only One Stevo
There's Only One Stevo (Repeat)

We all dream of a team of Stevie Howard's
Team of Stevie Howard's
Team of Stevie Howard's (Repeat)

We've got Sol...Sol!
Always believe in your Sol
He's got the power to foul
He's indestructible
Always believe in (Repeat)

Eno
Eno
Eno
(Repeat)

Enoch Showunmi (clap clap clap clap clap) (repeat over)

Marlon Beresford
Marlon Beresford
Marlon Beresford
(Repeat)

Rowan Vine, Vine, Vine (Repeat)

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
Coyne, Coyne, Coyne
Aussie, Coyne, Aussie, Coyne
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
Coyne, Coyne, Coyne (Repeat)